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...But I always find myself asking...
...does it really make a difference that you drown...
...if you never even knew how to swim?


I will eat your face.

Homestuck RP account: TrollingTheBetas









*muffled rap music plays in the distance*

Your name is COURTENAY. But your friends can call you HUNTER, COURT, AMMY, CALI, MULLIN, or whatever they want as long as YOU APPROVE.

You have many OTP'S, including JOHNDAVE, DIRKJAKE (or JAKEDIRK, it DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO YOU), KAREZI, LINKXAMMY, and some others that YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE THINKING ABOUT NOW.

But your favorite OTP by far is JOHNDAVE, and you adore reading FANFICTION about the two.

You don't like DAVEJADE because you feel their relationship is way two cute as BROTHER AND SISTER and that they LOVE EACHOTHER but are not IN-LOVE with eachother. Kinda like DIRKROXY and DEREK/PENELOPE.

You also enjoy writing and reading. You like writing FANFICTION the most because it's FUN and it's easier to FUCK WITH PEOPLE'S FEELS.

You don't like telling people your age because of REASONS.

You also adore CRIMINAL MINDS because it is so AMAZING and Reid is AS CUTE AS FUCK.

You like watching ANIME such as: Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood, InuYasha, Gurren Lagann, Vampire Knight/Guilty, Wolf's Rain, Elfen Lied, Death Note, Soul Eater, and MANY OTHERS THAT YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE THINKING ABOUT.

You also enjoy playing ADVENTURE, RPG, and SHOOTER video games, including: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Okami/Den, LOZ: Ocarina of Time, The World Ends With You, Dead Island, and VARIOUS CALL OF DUTY GAMES. You might include HOMESTUCK but you don't know weather it counts as a COMIC, a BOOK, a SHOW, or a GAME.

You have many MOIRAILS. They are all amazing, and your heart and soul. If anyone touches them, you will personally KICK THEIR ASS.

You don't want your page to be any LONGER than it already is, and you don't want people to know much about you before you even MEET THEM.

You're not as UNAPPROACHABLE as people may think, so even if someone came here just to thank you for the FAV, they shouldn't be afraid to talk to you.

my typing quirk: i usually only capitalize proper nouns, and replace 0s with Os. I type normally (as in capital "Is" and stuff) when i'm mad, irritated or upset in general. when i use quotes for what someone else says (like "I love the movie TMNT!") it's in perfect/normal grammar and syntax, but when i quote something i said (like "no, dammit, i said no lettuce") it's in my typing quirk. i also use leetz with things that could be used as Terezi references like "H3H3", "C4NDY R3D" and maybe "CR34MSICL3S", and occasionally don't use end punctuation

Personal Quotes: "For every good writer a pencil on paper is a Paintbrush on a canvas,""Everybody has scars...The worst ones just aren't visible""Sometimes...the people who suffer the most are the ones you'd never expect to."

Quotes by people I know: "Is it from the World Ends With You? Or the Sequel? The World Starts With Him?"

Favorite quotes in general: "YOUR T3XT SM3LLS LIK3 ORANG3 CR43MS1CL3S"~ Terezi Homestuck "Winry: And what were those books you were reading in class about, anyway? Alphonse: *Giggles* It's a secret ^^ Ed: In other words it's none of your damn business, Winry." ~FMA: B "Believe me, it's a big mistake to think you know everything about a person just because you're with 'em all the time,"~ Wolf's Rain "Every time I look at a math problem it's like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes will fit on a roof? Answer: Purple aliens don't wear hats. Comment: You forgot to carry the fuck I give." ~ Best people on Facebook to ever exist."Life's little crossroads are as simple as the pull of a trigger; If you give up on your self, you give up on the whole world." ~ Joshua, TWEWY "Saying you're happy is different than actually being happy." ~ Emily Prentiss, Criminal Minds. "Morgan: Aren't you worried about what she looks like? Reid: Why would that matter? She's already the most beautiful girl in the world to me." ~ Morgan and Ried, Criminal Minds. "Oh my god, we're never gonna stop fucking with eachother, are we?" ~ Dave, Homestuck.

"Ian: And if you're responsible, safe and in a controlled environment it can be fun. Otherwise...you'd be a dumbass.
Anthony: *Holds out a random plate of brownies* Want a brownie? :3"~ Noobs shooting real guns, Ian and Anthony (Smosh)

HOMESTUCK/SADSTUCK QUOTES

"TG: jack totally served me on like a high class silver plate or some shit
TG: i was beaten basted battered scattered smothered and fried
TG: with a side of bacon
TG: and all bro could do was watch
TG: as his useless family member got his ass handed to him."

"oh yeah you know i used to have a friend who reminded me allot of you, but then i realized that they didn't suck."

"TT: I also took a moment to check up on John.
TG: how is he
TT: I can't see him right now. Just his empty house.
TG: i should probably text him soon
TG: see whats up
TG: because
TG: i love him." Dave and Rose, Homestuck.

"TT: You're wearing one of your disguises now, aren't you?
TT: You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.
EB: no, why would you even think that??
EB: that's so stupid.
TT: Ok.
TT: Why don't you go get the game from your father?
EB: alright, wish me luck.
EB: oh, btw...
EB: jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time.
EB: gotcha! hehehehe
TT: I know, John."

"NANNASPRITE: John, I am the ghost of an old lady with one arm who's dressed like a clown. Why would that seem strange to me?"

"TEREZI: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS
TEREZI: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!
DAVE: are you actually
TEREZI: ...
TEREZI: NO
TEREZI: NO W3 AR3 NOT" ~ Terezi and Dave, Homestuck

"DAVE: what a presumptuous sack of shit put the pen down
KARKAT: NO, I'M DRAWING.
DAVE: step away from your dumb ugly scribble grid
KARKAT: GET LOST.
DAVE: youre messing up roses book
KARKAT: YOU SMELL BAD.
DAVE: dont talk to me about rank smells
DAVE: you are the fuckin big man of smellin bad
DAVE: you dominate the paint with your stonk
KARKAT: MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.
KARKAT: IMPORTANT FACT: 100% OF WHAT HE BROUGHT HOME WAS EITHER A DEAD ANIMAL, OR LITERAL FECES.
DAVE: oh yeah well check it out:
DAVE: you smell like if someone took a dump on a butt
KARKAT: HOW CAN SHE STAND YOU WITH HER SENSITIVE NOSE?
KARKAT: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN WASHED THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT?
DAVE: theyre magic fucking pajamas they stay like perma clean or something
DAVE: theyre enchanted and comfy as fuck give me the pen
KARKAT: NO, IT'S MINE NOW. I'M KEEPING IT ON PRINCIPLE." Karkat and Dave, Homestuck

"KARKAT: THIS ALTERCATION IS BECOMING UNCOMFORTABLY PHYSICAL, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
DAVE: what are you talking about
KARKAT: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
DAVE: shut up and draw another penis " Karkat and Dave, HS

"KARKAT: YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE SOCIAL IMPLICATIONS OF ALL THIS HOSTILE TOUCHING AND GRABBING DO YOU???
KARKAT: I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU STRIDER, JUST STEP OFF." Karkat, Homestuck

"JOHN: when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug.
JADE: aww
JOHN: whereas i will offer dave a tender bro embrace, and shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs."

"YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TRY TO BE THE GOOD PERSON YOU ALREADY ARE. YOU'RE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL..." ~Karkat to Terezi, Homestuck

" A bedroom stands empty. Four years ago, a young man stood here. And it just so happens that today, the 13th of April, was this young man's birthday. Although it was seventeen years ago he was given life, it has already been taken from him."

"There is no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist.
Sacrifices are necessary,
You cant gain anything without loosing something first.
Although, if you can endure that pain, and walk away from it
You'll find that you have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.
Yeah... A heart made full metal."


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